FOOLISH MORTALS | cr chart

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FOOLISH MORTALS | inventory

ITEMS / WEAPONS

2. Dog Collar
A strange dog collar that makes the wearer speak English

5. Envelope
An envelope filled with black tape. It's addressed to a "Rod Serling"

6. Model Plane
A small model plane. There is a figurine of a monster glued to the wing.

9. Flamingo Mallet
This plastic flamingo might be good to play croquet with.

42. The "Sky"
A large hexagon that looks like a piece of the sky - occasionally it flickers and turns transparent when touched.

66. Toy Truck
A toy truck with a little rocket affixed to the top - blast off to Pizza Planet!

68. Ellie Badge
The highest honor we can bestow.

69. Spinning Wheel
Don't prick your finger on it!

71. Cookbook
A cookbook written by the famed chef Auguste Gusteau titled "Anyone Can Cook".

73. Mug
It says "World's Greatest Dad Assistant Mayor"

81. Walt Disney Voodoo Doll
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

92. Meteorite Piece
A small shard of meteorite attached to a necklace, the key to merging our two dimensions!


Luke's Lightsaber
Huh, it's been broken in two...

Golden Dice
A set of golden dice with strange symbols on the faces, connected by a chain


CLOTHING

37. Prince's Outfit
It's an elegant white outfit perfect for the murderous prince in your family

50. DOR-15
A sketchy-looking bowler hat, with a red camera in front. Something tells me you shouldn't put this on.

52. Lava Helmet
A horned helmet seemingly made out of hardened lava. It feels like it belong to someone exceedingly evil

57. Beagle Boys Outfit
A simple enough outfit perfect for various villainous activities

Wedding Coat
A gift from the Beast. An elegant men’s dress jacket

Frog Hat
A gift from Molly. It's a hat that looks like a frog

Fish Hat
A gift from Molly. It's a red hat that looks like a fish

Sliver Hairpiece
A silver, halo-like hairpiece belonging to Admiral Amilyn Holdo

Sexy Bikini
It's fine that it's humiliating, I'm sure Princess Leia totally wanted to wear it!


FOOD / DRINK

23. Pink Elephant Champagne
A bottle of champagne with a pink elephant on the label...do you dare to drink it?

56. Giant Cherry

100. Sleepy Apple
An apple that induces drowsiness if bitten into.

102. Lovers' Spaghetti
A fresh and hot plate of spaghetti, made to be shared with your loved one.

107. Baguette
MARIE! THE BAGUETTES! HURRY UP!

109. Mickey Ice Cream Bar
An ice cream bar in the shape of a certain mousey mascot.

110. Caramel Apple (Eaten)
With marshmallows for ears, this apple kind of looks like a mouse!

113. Apple Cinnamon Brew
A frozen apple-cinnamon drink with marshmallow foam, served in a plastic stein with a cartoon muscleman on it.

GIFTS

Buzz Lightyear Bedsheets
A gift from Woody. STRAAAANNNGEEE THINGS ARE HAAAAPPPPENIN' TO ME.

Toy Lightsaber - given by Remy



CREATURES

Porg (Given to Beast) (Inherited from Beast)
An adorable, highly marketable, alien creature. Named Monsieur les Gros Yeux

Pua
A gift from Moana. A small white and black pig. Named Ackbar.