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2018-02-22 06:03 pm

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Leia can’t watch his execution. She’d thought, for a moment, that she could, but when the time comes, she can’t bring herself to look away from the surface of her podium. There are no tears this time, no sobs; everything in her feels cold and empty and remarkably hollow. She feels alone. And the pool of people who understand her is grown very narrow indeed.

ooo


She almost doesn’t put the coin in the machine, but at this point, she’s just going through the motions. And maybe some masochistic part of her is hoping she’ll get something of his out of the machine. One more thing she can cling to, no matter how much it might hurt.

ooo


Her fingers unfold the square of paper, trembling, and to the casual observer this would only be the expected amount of sad: a photo of two boys, worn and weathered in the creases almost beyond legibility, but they’re clearly twins. Clearly Pines twins, going off their resemblance to Mabel alone. And she knows one of the boys in this picture, but the thing is, she’d know this photo anywhere. She’d know it even if she hadn’t been brought here, even if she’d never fallen in love with Stanley Pines.

A fat teardrop falls onto the photo, and she hastily wipes it away. Her eyes are a thousand lightyears away, in another galaxy, thirty years in the past. Hoth. A man found half-dead in the snow, a man who Leia had once thought might be the love of her life, until he’d had to leave again. To find his own purpose.

The reality hits her across the face harder than any slap, and she doesn’t know how but she’s sitting down all of a sudden, her shoulders shaking with violent sobs as it all washes over her. He’d found her again, they’d found each other, and nobody could blame her for ignoring all the signs when the name wasn’t right, when she’d assumed Sting Pendlebrook had gone off to some other plane of reality. Had died, at some point, he was so much older than her…

She’d found him again. She’d found him, the one that got away, and somehow hadn’t even realized until it was too late. Irony did always like to play a leading role in her life.
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2018-01-09 09:11 am
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FOOLISH MORTALS | inventory

ITEMS / WEAPONS


2. Dog Collar
A strange dog collar that makes the wearer speak English

5. Envelope
An envelope filled with black tape. It's addressed to a "Rod Serling"

6. Model Plane
A small model plane. There is a figurine of a monster glued to the wing.

9. Flamingo Mallet
This plastic flamingo might be good to play croquet with.

42. The "Sky"
A large hexagon that looks like a piece of the sky - occasionally it flickers and turns transparent when touched.

66. Toy Truck
A toy truck with a little rocket affixed to the top - blast off to Pizza Planet!

68. Ellie Badge
The highest honor we can bestow.

69. Spinning Wheel
Don't prick your finger on it!

71. Cookbook
A cookbook written by the famed chef Auguste Gusteau titled "Anyone Can Cook".

73. Mug
It says "World's Greatest Dad Assistant Mayor"

81. Walt Disney Voodoo Doll
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

92. Meteorite Piece
A small shard of meteorite attached to a necklace, the key to merging our two dimensions!


Luke's Lightsaber
Huh, it's been broken in two...

Golden Dice
A set of golden dice with strange symbols on the faces, connected by a chain


CLOTHING


37. Prince's Outfit
It's an elegant white outfit perfect for the murderous prince in your family

50. DOR-15
A sketchy-looking bowler hat, with a red camera in front. Something tells me you shouldn't put this on.

52. Lava Helmet
A horned helmet seemingly made out of hardened lava. It feels like it belong to someone exceedingly evil

57. Beagle Boys Outfit
A simple enough outfit perfect for various villainous activities

Wedding Coat
A gift from the Beast. An elegant men’s dress jacket

Frog Hat
A gift from Molly. It's a hat that looks like a frog

Fish Hat
A gift from Molly. It's a red hat that looks like a fish

Sliver Hairpiece
A silver, halo-like hairpiece belonging to Admiral Amilyn Holdo

Sexy Bikini
It's fine that it's humiliating, I'm sure Princess Leia totally wanted to wear it!


FOOD / DRINK


23. Pink Elephant Champagne
A bottle of champagne with a pink elephant on the label...do you dare to drink it?

56. Giant Cherry

100. Sleepy Apple
An apple that induces drowsiness if bitten into.

102. Lovers' Spaghetti
A fresh and hot plate of spaghetti, made to be shared with your loved one.

107. Baguette
MARIE! THE BAGUETTES! HURRY UP!

109. Mickey Ice Cream Bar
An ice cream bar in the shape of a certain mousey mascot.

110. Caramel Apple (Eaten)
With marshmallows for ears, this apple kind of looks like a mouse!

113. Apple Cinnamon Brew
A frozen apple-cinnamon drink with marshmallow foam, served in a plastic stein with a cartoon muscleman on it.

GIFTS


Buzz Lightyear Bedsheets
A gift from Woody. STRAAAANNNGEEE THINGS ARE HAAAAPPPPENIN' TO ME.

Toy Lightsaber - given by Remy



CREATURES


Porg (Given to Beast) (Inherited from Beast)
An adorable, highly marketable, alien creature. Named Monsieur les Gros Yeux

Pua
A gift from Moana. A small white and black pig. Named Ackbar.
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2018-01-09 08:44 am
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FOOLISH MORTALS | cr chart

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